King Kong Escaped

Just finished watching King Kong Escapes. It’s like a Godzilla movie with no Godzilla in it. Now, let me ask you… if you had to mine something, would you do this with a drill or would you build a super complex robot monkey to do that job? Right. Now, if that robot monkey broke down, would you then try the drill plan, or would you go kidnap King Kong and hypnotize him to get him to do the mining? Right.

Also, Dr Hu, I would like to let you know that there is no land under the North Pole.  You should be mining in the South Pole sir.  

Toho’s Kong suit has the biggest, most obvious zipper I’ve EVER seen in a kaiju movie. Sheesh. And if you think it looks bad dry, wait until you see it soaking wet. It looks like a drowned hair-turd.